Lesnar Faced

When you wake up in the morning with a puffy face and it's hard to open your eyes after a couple of hours of sleep or a heavy night of drinking, making you look like Brock Lesnar after he landed on his face after botching a Shooting Star Press at Wrestlemania XIX.

Urrghh I'm Lesnar Faced!
I'm LF'd this morning!

by Tuck Dublin March 13, 2011

lesmare

a lesbian pony

hey rainbow dash, i want you to meet my friend Big MAc he likes you,
nope i am a lesmare, wilight is the only pony for me

by Jesus2134124 February 21, 2012

Leptard

An extremely anti-social individual, typically found in dark secluded areas. Mostly watching some type of digital appliance.

It's good that leptard is out getting sunlight, they could use the melatonin.

by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 29, 2017

starvin like lester

When you are even more starvin than Marvin. Extremely hungry to the point where you are nauseous. Lester was actually Marvins cousin, but he died from Starvation.

Dude, I have not eaten anything since last night, I'm starvin like lester!

by Mike Mehak May 30, 2011

lesbaru

Due to the fact that every Subaru owner is a flaming lesdyke, the term describes every Subaru or Subaru owner. Some characteristics include:
1. Hairy orafices
2. "Alternative lifestyle"
3. Totally macks on chicks

1.Hey, pull up next to that lesbaru so we can point and giggle at those lesbians.

2.Look at those two lesbarus make out. FUCKIN HOT!

by john dizzle June 4, 2005

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

Leetard

A derivitive of the word Retard. It is pot-smoking, bonghead that lives in Lee, IL. A retard from Lee.

I won't be home for dinner, mom. I'm hanging out with all the Leetards tonight.

by Daniel Harding May 11, 2008