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Leprechaun Disease

Leprechaun disease is where you turn short and grow a ginger beard. Suddenly, out of nowhere, small green clothes and green hats will appear in your wardrobe. You can catch this disease in many ways! The most common way is if a person named Amber bites you. Beware my friends! BEWARE!!
Man 1: He has leprechaun disease!
Man 2: I know! He's small with a ginger beard! And green clothes! And a green hat! zOmg!
by TheUltimateVampireNinja April 10, 2009
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leper

A person with a disease that causes limbs and organs to detach from his/her body. Lepers are usually highly skilled in art and music, and some have a great talent for animation.

Lepers are often found in the forests of northern Canada and Poland. They live in small forest houses, rarely leaving their safe shelters.

Other effects of leprosy are back injuries, carpal tunnel syndrome, and tendinitis/epicondylitis.
Yikes, that leper over there is insane.
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
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Lepradillo

Literally, an armadillo in leprechaun's clothing. Metaphorically, a sleazy, distrustful character (armadillo) who pretends to be someone who can make all of your dreams come true (a leprechaun) but instead is merely out to cause you nothing but misery and shame.
Taylor: but this leprechaun says he can make all of my dreams come true.
Cazadores: Friend, that ith not a leprechaun - that ith a lepradillo.
Taylor (cuts off lepradillo's head): Holla snap.
by Chartreuse YMDtT December 9, 2008
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leprechaun approach

Also known as the Leprechaun Offensive, this is when a short man, dressed similarly to a leprechaun, will stare at you from across the room without saying a word. His icy cold stare will send stalker chills down your spine. He will then approach you, corner you, and stare at you from in close. When you try to escape, he will block you.

He lives in places like Staten Island, New Jersey, and Long Island.
Oh shit, look at that ginger, he is using the Leprechaun Approach on Linda.
by The Hunnington Hog July 17, 2009
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Lepretard

Well, because it is a lepretard. Don't judge.
by lepretard prof. #1 November 7, 2010
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leprechaunette

Short, female red head! Normally dressed in green and Irish dancing. They are the cause of triple rainbows and keep their savings in the form of pots of gold.
"Woah, dude! That is one fiiiine leprechaunette. Look at that pot o' gold."
by Alexandro Maximus October 31, 2013
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Leitrim

A small county in Ireland. It has one set of traffic lights and lots of sheep.
John: "I heard she's from Leitrim"
Harriet: "Ya that explains her fascination with traffic lights and sheep"
by AnIrishCoffeePlease March 9, 2018
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