joe lanteri

The most amazing human on Earth.

Joe Lanteri is my spirit animal

by ineedausername01 January 22, 2018

Sky lantern

Glowing debris which floats away from a bonfire, usually leaves or paper, which will sometimes burn through clothing or fabric

That god damned sky lantern burned a hole in my pants!

by Suburbanpugmom April 2, 2018

Rusty lantern

When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.

It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.

by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019

Green Lantern Movie

Doesn't exist.

Bro, did you see The Green Lantern Movie?

Naw fam, doesn't exist.

by Geckotastica November 17, 2020

Fox Lantern

When a fox swallows a lantern.

Guy#1: Wow that's a fox lantern!

Guy#2: Go take your lantern back I dare you

by BuddyMaddie March 31, 2022

Ja'Lantea

A Ja’Lantea is a funny person who goofs off but still cares about people he loves. He makes a ton of jokes which might not always be the most appropriate for the situation but always manage to make someone laugh. He love’s video games and he’s good at them too. He has a very unique personality and makes friends easily. Even though he might get mad easily he won’t stay mad for long. He’s a fun person to be around and is always there when u need him.

Ja'Lantea

by $lovergirl$ July 10, 2023

Sac O Lantern

A drawing of some sort of face resembling a smiley face or Jack-O-Lantern on ones scrotum or ball sac

Also an alcoholic shot consisting of half Peach Shnaps and half Southern Comfort

John stop using my sharpie maker to draw that Sac O Lantern on your nuts

by Jaco Alfonz February 17, 2012