a male with a female appearance, who lives maths, eats maths, dreams maths(literally)...and even gets horny thinking about maths
by mo_and_bro March 19, 2013
Get the labib mug.A medical condition when one or both lips of a woman's labia turn in or out and/ or do not appear to work together. Though medically it is considered a matter of opinion, some say a lazy labia effect's one's ability to correctly judge the depth of the afflicted vagina. A popular layman’s description of a lazy labia is that the woman’s vagina appears to have suffered a stroke.
Person 1: Dude did you score with Hally last night?
Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!
Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!
by T.J. Kerr August 7, 2012
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A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.
Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"
by AdamV August 28, 2006
Get the labial contusion mug.A creepy pink rabbit who has a brown handlebar mustache, and a gaping asshole. They may even look a little cute, but they are pure evil. They are fluffy and not that big.
Justin: Hey, look at that cute pink bunny with a mustache and huge asshole.
Fred: No! Dude, dont go near it. It's a labbit. Its pure evil.
Fred: No! Dude, dont go near it. It's a labbit. Its pure evil.
by Pumpernickle Jonny August 25, 2009
Get the Labbit mug.She was a real good labialicker!
by mrkungfu0812 July 30, 2010
Get the labialicker mug.When your in science class doing an experiment that you just killed because it was easy, then you joke around until everyone else is finished.
by T0000000000ga February 18, 2014
Get the Labing mug.The act of a man placing his penis against a straw, with the other end of the straw stuck into the lower eyelid of their partner. The man then ejaculates into the straw, resulting in a Swedish Labyrinth.
by Some Norwegian Guy November 25, 2011
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