Language

Language: A term in which if you ever curse around Steve, you will hear regularly.

Tony: “sHiT”
Steve: “Language!”

by Still_a_piece_of_garbage July 18, 2018

Langley Park

A town in maryland whos heart is on university blvd, and new hampshire ave. it is known for its pupusa trucks behind toys r us, gigante express, NWL, PANAM, anas cafe, doña azuzena, estellas hair salon, pollo campero, and casa de maryland. the town has a ratio on 50 latinos for every ONE person of another race. u can buy mangos and minuta from corner stands. the traffic is horrible in the town but once u cross piney branch its gone. u always be seein chents wit black hondas and purple tinted windows. The lil salvador/lil mexico/lil honduras/lil guatemala of the metropolitan area. prolly more inhabited by latinos then their home countries. Oh and u cant forget about the tick-tock

if there was a day witout a latino langley park would be deserted.

by oh chet putos August 3, 2006

soft language

A great term invented by George Carlin to describe the way dumb self centered smug people refer to things.

"Sometime during my life toilet paper became bathroom tissue. . . . Sneakers became running shoes. False teeth became dental appliances. Medicine became medication. Information became directory assistance. The dump became the landfill. Car crashes became automobile accidents. Partly cloudy became partly sunny. Motels became motor lodges. House trailers became mobile homes. Used cars became previously owned transportation. Room service became guest room dining. Constipation became occasional irregularity. . . "

"Poor people used to live in slums. Now 'the economically disadvantaged' occupy 'substandard housing' in the 'inner cities.' And a lot of them are broke. They don't have 'negative cash flow."- George Carlin

"We would like to begin the boarding process." Extra word, “process”, not necessary. Boarding is enough, "We'd like to begin the boarding." Simple! Tells the story..." - George Cain

On airplanes the lady on the plane always uses soft language. "Please begin the pre-boarding process."

by rockymountaincashflow January 19, 2009

Girl language

I’m fine : she’s not fine
It’s whatever : definitely a big deal
Leave me alone : comfort her (unless she seems legitimately mad) in that case give her a little space
I love you : say it back to her idiot
I’m cold : give her your sweatshirt/jacket
Heyyy : she’s interested
It’s ok : not ok dude not ok never do it again
I look so ugly : COMPLIMENT HER AND SAY SHE’S NOT
I’m fat : COMLIMENT THE SHIT OUTTA HER
I don’t want to : STAWP she doesn’t want to... Give up my dude
*texts you alot* : respond asap she likes you brother
*ignores you* : give her some attention we love it
*smiles everytime you make eyecontact* : go get your girl

Ps. Say “beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, perfect, cute” NOT “thicc, sexy”

Her: I love you
Him: I love you too

Her: I’m so ugly
Him: No your not...don’t put yourself down like that...i think your beautiful

(Bam! Girl language decoded)

by I👏🏼AM👏🏼CRINGY👏🏼 October 10, 2018

Langarchod

Khalistani and Bhindrewala supporters who do marketing and making people count of Langars they have served till date are called Langarchods.

Langarchods are also the ones who block roads on Delhi Punjab highway

Person 1 : We served you langars and now you ain't supporting us

Person 2 : Basically you are a Langarchod

by Kunal Chimera October 4, 2021

Langarturd

A baboon wearing a head diaper bragging about feeding people stinky, sub-standard food.

That Diljeet is such a langarturd. He got deported from Canada for immigration fraud.

by LangarjeetSlayer February 1, 2023

Langarjeet

An Indian who boast about his charity work

jagjeet singh : People of your community come to our durbar to eat langar.

Jagnath Kumar: O langarjeet we only eat once but you keep whining about it all the time. Tere maa di bund maaru saaleya

by Doctor007 July 13, 2022