kindercops

people whose sole purpose on the internet is to make fun of teenagers, in particular gothic chat rooms. see kindergoth

shan was a kindercop WAY too long.

by zoey April 11, 2004

The Kindergartner

1. Glorified Pre-schoolers who piss their pants and color all day and don't deserve graduation ceremonies.

2. It is the name given for the result of the following action: Ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before ejaculate is shot out of the erection. The load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as a Flaming Dragon

"Last week I packed my girl a lunch and gave her the Kindergartner"

by genegine January 2, 2008

Kindergender

While commonly defined as an LGBT term for pedophile, the term was actually concocted by 4chan's /pol/ board in order to make it seem like the LGBT/GSRM community harbors and encourages pedophilia, which is overwhelmingly not the case.

"Did you hear that LGBT people are trying to make pedophilia okay? They call it 'Kindergender'."
"No man, that was made up by 4chan. Being a pedophile doesn't make you LGBT, it just makes you in need of serious mental help."

by Cygnusomega October 7, 2020

Kinderegg

A word for a person who is Dark-haired on the outside but blonde on the inside (relating to jokes about blondes not being smart). The word comes from a German chocolate shaped like an egg that has brown chocolate on the outside and has white chocolate on the inside and comes with a small toy.(Kinder means child in german)

IB-student 1: omg that hot brunette was way more stupid than I first thought!
IB-student 2: I agree, she was a total kinderegg.

by Antonia (Ansga) Ansgariusson January 29, 2008

Klunder

to live in a fantasy world where one thinks they have an extra large penis; where in reality they have a nothing more than a small dill pickle.

damn, the bitch wanted more, but all i could give her was my klunder.

by elke January 28, 2005

Kinder Surprise

A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude

haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!

by Roflcopter filipino February 22, 2009

Kindergarten

The place I need to stay 50 meters away from

I only touched the kindergarten-kid once!

by Uncle_The_Sketchy_Guy April 15, 2020