Koala

A person who will not help themselves; Similar to that of the marsupial known as a koala who spends its time eating poisonous leaves so that they must sleep the majority of the day.

"Don't be a koala Chloe!"

by theSpenc7 July 16, 2016

koala position

When she is crouching and sucking it, while hanging on to you.

We did it last night, and she was in the koala position must of the time.

by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016

koala

A term coined by GTLive during a Life is Strange let's play, used as an insult for someone who can't help themselves.

Don't be such a koala!

by SimpleWilson January 4, 2017

Koalaing

When your friend jumps onto you and holds onto you like you are a tree. Your friend wraps his/her body around the side of yourself.

"Kyra was koalaing me at the beach so she wouldn't touch the water"

by @n0n¥m0u$ July 31, 2017

Koala-bearing

When someone leaps onto another person, from behind, holding onto their back with their arms and legs.

Koala-bearing

Girl 1: ugh he's so hot i just wanna koala bear him!

Girl 2: go for it, girl!!

by Koalabearluver October 5, 2017

Koalaing

Wrapping your body completely around a another person forcing them to carry you

“Bridget get the fuck off of me”-Danny
“No”-Bridget
“If you don’t stop Koalaing me, I am going to run you into a wall”-Danny

by Dcutt97 April 20, 2018

koalby

An extremely, well looking, athletic man. often compared to such people like Kobe Bryant or Fabio. sometimes worshipped for hours on end by women.

you look so Koalby today
I wanna be like koalby

by Tobo314 December 6, 2017