kitty lick

When someone licks a dick as if they were a kitty

Jared: "holy shit dude that cat looks like Vanessa last night when she was licking my dick"

Sam: "holy shit she kitty licked you"

by 👏🏽chancho👏🏽 June 12, 2017

Bitch-Kitty

A strong, fiery, fiesty, independent, Woman. She is a minx. She takes no shit or prisoners.She knows exactly what she wants. She is will scratch out eyes to defend a friend, a child, an animal, or anyone out numbered by wolves, ring wraiths,Juggalos, Mojo JoJo, or Ryan Seacrest. Her body is curvy...The way she moves implies she is always in heat. She has no shortage of men following her scent. She loves to be pet, her ass slapped - so long as you get a firm bite on her neck first. She is well groomed with a style all her own. She can be very intimidating. To get close to her you must be very quiet & still for extended periods to disarm her. If you're lucky enough to get close to her you will be loved with so much intensity you'll want to cuddle up & catnap forever. But God help you if you get in her way or cross her. She is known to travel alone, rarely seen in packs.

"I swear to god. I'm not even kidding. Don't think I won't cut you. You better reckin'ize. Bitch-Kitty ain't no pussy! Rebel meow!"

by CoUnTrYsOnG December 21, 2013

hot kitty

Done when your gf or wife is wearing panties or more: Place your mouth on her crotch and slowly exhale. The heat from your breath will give her a nice warm feeling in her pussy, hence a 'hot kitty'.

My wife was sleeping on her side in the fetal position, so I gave her a hot kitty from behind.

by Dick Goezinya May 13, 2005

Kitty Porn

Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.

I got grandma another calender of cats for Christmas. She loves the kitty porn.

by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009

Vampire Kitty

A fiendishly, coked-out, high-strong-out, i-pod like kitten which supposedly sleeps for like 10 minutes and is charged for the rest of the day to have long durations of terrorizing, biting, scratching, defiling of furniture, and other various objects alive or not big or small of which it could get its little sharp paws on to. While appearing to be cute and innocent looking and to other who are not its original owners acts very nice and docile when the doors are closed, cameras are off, the shades and lights are down all hell breaks loose...Skin will tear shouts will ring in the air and there will be all kinds of FUBAR!

"Oh damn! your vampire kitty is at it again sucking souls and draining holes"

"that cat is seriously coked out on something or he's one helluva vampire kitty"

"He bit the hell outta me I think I'm bleeding friggin Vampire kitty"

"Awww it's a monster I tell you a monster friggin vampire kitty why can't I just pet him without him biting me"

by Te'shan Prince April 17, 2009

Sitty Kitty

(noun.) Someone who is having an awesome time on Ketamine and then fkn ruins it by sitting down and passing out.

You see Matt passed out over there? What a Sitty Kitty

by no-sitty-kitty July 26, 2022

Kitty litter

When your toilet paper leaves behind little deposits of toilet paper when wiped.

I went down on Linda and had to get a glass of water to wash down a mouth full of kitty litter.

by Tia sweet December 26, 2020