Kevin

A guy who dates all your ex girlfriends and fucks them before you did

Bob "yo man that guy kevin smashed sandra last week"

Jim "u didnt even smash sandra"

Bob "nah man"

by The Podcast December 17, 2016

Kevin

Is a little bitch, has ugly ass blonde hair, walks around think he is the shit and he is in fact not; Kevin likes to sucks lots of dick and finger his own asshole; Kevin has daddy’s money and drives and ugly ass Chevy; Kevin also likes to date girls with the same last name like he’s from Alabama

I love Kevin can’t wait to marry him and adopt kids because we’re gay

by PussySlAyEr20182 September 29, 2019

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 15, 2016

kevin

a faggot with pointy nipples but only around men and that’s because he’s a gay nibba Exhibit A he had gay sex with brady in the bathroom during STAAR

Issa: look kevin’s nipples are hard again lmao
Ethan: LMAO NIGGA KEVIN

by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2018

kevin

Kevin is a good friend and will help you when you're sad he's always there to talk he's positive and kind and he will do anything to keep a friendship

kevin sounds like a good guy

by love peoples July 26, 2020

Kevin

kevin is usually tall with brown eyes and hair. He can be a big crackhead but can also be very charming and gentle with certain people. He is very smart and funny.

Carissa: omg that boy looks so attractive I think I like him. Me: he must be a Kevin then

by Stan straykids December 7, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is To uncontrollably shit your pants. It is hard to be a Kevin because you have to hide all of your shit stained underwear and pants. It sucks to be a Kevin and shit yourself all of the time.

Holy fuck! I can't stop shitting myself! Just call me Kevin!

by jstoru October 27, 2019