kendoism

claiming to know someone more than they know themselves without any evidence, the word itself came from kendo sticks which are wooden sticks used in the modern Japanese martial art as a reference of using the wooden stick against an actual sword

kendoism: a claim of knowing a person more than they know themselves
examples
person1: I don't like fries
person2: no, you do I know you do
person1: no I never liked them not once in my life
person2: i know you do stop lying

by a passing stranger October 15, 2021

kenoly

Someone that is nice to you always gives you jokes and he is very funny. they are very handsome people to like.

I like kenoly

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Keaton

Keaton is spider man even if you deny it, he loves big black man balls and sucks them on the daily. Who knew spider man had that dawg in him? Keaton is a fat nerd and loves his little white dog. He’s extremely outrageously hot and sexy, on baby✊🏿

Her: Omg is that spider man?
Him: No thats just Keaton

by Batman ❤️ June 11, 2023

Obie Kenobi

Your mother's failed attempt at saying the classic character's name from the star wars saga.

Sheltered Mom: "this is Obie Kenobi over and out"
You: *(hard facepalm)*

by ShankYouKindly April 22, 2014

dirty kelton

A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out on a Friday and rolls back in Sunday evening after a long time on the sesh

What are you doing this weekend

Oh I’m gonna do a dirty Kelton

by The sesh king 2018 December 9, 2018

Ollie Kendo

Ollie Kendo is a mad nigga. He born on may 6 and gets all the hoes. All the hood boys respect Ollie Kendo cuz he finna chef them up. He also mad fit.

Shit boys that’s Ollie Kendo I’m bouta cum. We better run tho he’d chef us all up

by Ben_ [e-mail] May 7, 2020

General Kenobi

A response that must Imedatly come after someone shouts Hello there, such is The way

"Hello there!" "General Kenobi!"

by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020