Tech Junkie 

A tech savy person who cannot function/live without constantly being connected to the current Technology. This person is constantly thinking and/or talking about the current tech or whats just around the corner. Whether its the internet, HDtvs, gaming consols, smart phones or the latest Blu-Ray release, this is the guy you go to for your tech info & advice.

I wish Tim would just put his phone away when we are at the dinner table. Stop updating Twitter & Facebook & have a conversation with your wife! Oh well, I guess thats what you get when you marry a Tech Junkie.

Tech Junkie by zman420 May 15, 2011

junk in the trunk 

having a prodigious butt

a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants

I don't mind a woman with a little meat on her bones, a little junk in her trunk.

junk in the trunk by mandingoe June 1, 2004

chuck your junk in her 

To have sexual intercourse with a girl. Can be shortened to chuck it in her.

Megan: "How are you and Hillary doing?"
Chad: "Last night I told her I wanted to beat it up, but then she freaked out and bounced for some reason. She probably was just afraid that I might knock her up if I chucked my junk in her. She was bitching and shit but I didn't really hear what she said because I wasn't listening."
Megan: "Wow, you're such a sensitive guy. I can't imagine why she left you."

chuck your junk in her by Nick D July 5, 2004

war junkie 

A soldier, marine, pilot, or sailor that goes to war as a means to satisfy his/her 'addicition' to the exhilaration/adrenaline rush/strong bond with other soldiers/ killing of the world's criminals/ etc. experienced during war, be it good or bad.

' Yo, man, whyz George going back to Afghanistan, his 8 year contracts up, aint it?'

' Yea, cuz, but hes goign back cause he a war junkie, mang. He gets a high out of shooting mofos, and getting shot back at. he loves the bond between him and the other dudes he fighting with. theyre all that matterz out therez in da battlefield, mang.'

'oh, true dat.'

war junkie by Easter E December 17, 2008

don't touch my junk 

Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists.

Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?"

Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."

don't touch my junk by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

junkyard turkey 

potentially the most problematic term ever created. very racist and offensive to almost every marginalized group. Every time you say it trump gets a boner

"Look at that Junkyard Turkey " "woah don't drop a hard JT like that!"

junkyard turkey by sad_alum February 1, 2019

junk selfie

a "selfie" of a person's private parts, generally a man's parts. i.e. penis, cock, dick

I sent her a junk selfie and now we are going to hook up later.

We met online and I sent her a junk selfie, now she can't wait me meet me!

junk selfie by racflutter22 November 4, 2014