jundi

Some one that is bein real stupid

Grams is bein such a Jundi today what a weenie

by Bob smits December 19, 2007

Jubilee

Jubilee is a man who knows how to get down with it. Sexually arouses many woman. Daily. He's a sexy sexier than sexy machine, preferable over any other man. Upon impact an instant orgasm lasting up to five hours is bestowed upon his prey. Mr. Jubilee is a sex master, obviously the most talented of his generation and any generation to come. To be his apprentice is to have true potential in his shadow.

Rebecca: "I met Mr. Jubilee last night."
Tiffany: "Girrrrllllll for real?!"
Rebecca: "Girlll... three hours."
Tiffany: "Girllllllllllll. Mr. Jubilee needs to get some of my honey hole."

by simbasjubilee July 23, 2019

Jubbie

(Noun)/:Someone who fucks bareback (exclusively) for 8 hours straight with the intention of reaching orgasm and yet fails to do so.

I think I'm a "Jubbie"

by TheWiseMan12345 August 6, 2011

Junei

A Japanese rockstar.

"Can you play the guitar?"
"Nope."
"And you consider yourself a rockstar?"
"Yes."
"Oh! You must be a Junei, then."

by Sheila April 12, 2005

jo-jumbi

A tea-drinking British man that can usually be spotted from a distance given his birthmark is showing.

Might be running from Cathysawce in an attempt to not get eaten.

A: Look its jo-jumbi!

B: Where?

A: You don't see him?

B: Oh, I couldn't see his leg, but I do now.

by im not realy black May 17, 2008

jungitis

The progressive inflammation of one's ego through materialism and vanity caused by lack of acceptance and an ugly FACE. Symptoms: Long periods of self admiration in front of reflective surfaces, urges to clothe oneself in undersized garments, a distorted view of one's own attractiveness and/or the use of money and material items to attract members of the opposite sex.

Bob: What happened to that guy? He use to be cool...
Frank: Didn't you hear? He has the jungitis...

by Who do you think?! October 17, 2006

Junaid Juan

a phrase used to describe a person who enjoys shitting in a condom, freezing it, and later uses it as a dildo

Dude Tim is such a Junaid Juan

by somehinduguy March 14, 2011