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Michael Jordan Marathon 

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.
Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!

Jordan (girl) 

Energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a friend.
Jordan (girl) sees her friend sad: Hey you ok?
Friend: Yes I-I'm ok
Jordan (girl): You're obviously not so tell me what's wrong I want to help
"The One God Loves"

An American unisex name. Known to be gentle, caring and creative.

A Jorryn will be the one to give 'his shirt off his back' at the first hint someone needs it. They are always ready to have fun and taking interest in others. Full of fresh ideas that bring a fun twist to every day situations.

Jorryn's are most likely extremely attractive and people are drawn to their deep and genuine personality. Everyone needs a Jorryn. A true friend in life that brings out the best in everyone.

They are one of a kind and loved by many!
"Where's Jorryn at?"

"Jorryn was telling me about that."

"I need to find me a Jorryn!"
Jorryn by lis56 February 18, 2012

Jordaneer 

Being a true JORDANEER means no matter what you do or where you go,you support jordan in everything he decides, being a true fan till the end!
'I'm a Jordaneer'
whats a jordaneer?
'Oh, heard of Jordan Jansen? I'm one of his fans, his family.'
Ohright!
'So, im a true Jordaneer.'
Jordaneer by AJPPPPP August 23, 2011

Jordan (male) 

Jordan is honestly the most amazing person you will ever meet! Absolutely gorgeous with dark hair and hazel eyes, and sunkissed skin. May seem shy when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will fall in love in an instant. He is so funny, kind, caring, athletic, smart and just perfect! Meeting a Jordan is the best thing that will ever happen to you, it will change your life forever. His smile makes people happy from the inside and getting along with him is super easy. He loves to surf, and when talking about this passion his eyes light up and he smiles, making you feel warm and happy for ages after you’ve finished talking to him, minutes feel like hours without Jordan and he can make a group of people happy without even trying. He is the man you will want to spend the rest of your life with, any person with a Jordan in their life should feel privileged and a girlfriend of Jordan’s is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jordan (male) is the best person I’ve ever met
Jordan (male) by fairygirl81 June 8, 2018

Michael Jordan! 

When you palm the fuck outta someone’s big ass forehead
Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand
Michael Jordan! by hxtlne August 28, 2018