Mr.Joning

when someone leaves a meeting, class or an event earlier due to personal stuffs.

He Mr.Joned on the meeting last night, as he needs to catch up with his school work.

Every friday, he Mr.Jones the class at one and a half hour earlier despite knowing that the class ends at 5.

I will be Mr.Joning this zoom meeting, as I need to go watch a movie later.

by Le'Jones October 9, 2021

Jonin01

A mod on a forum with a hot fiancee

"Damn that guy is a straight up Jonin01 with a ho like that on his arm"

by Cunt McBag December 31, 2003

jonny brown fingers

an idiot going by the name of John Marsh who fingered his ex unsuspectedly up the wrong-un

Make it yourself, but beware, its messy

by Ronnie November 12, 2004

Jonny Craig

A rapist

Jonny Craig is a rapist

by Ombalompa January 2, 2020

Jonnaay

Another word for a pussy Fortnite streamer.

Oh you know John? Yeah He's such a Jonnaay.

by okbuddy65765747 August 27, 2020

a "jonny" good night out

a night out hitting Brighton's clubs, usually ending in chunder, used tampons, shit, clogged toilets, and occasionally a t-shirt soaked in blood from a virgin's popped cherry

"grimy night last night!"
"yeah, a "jonny" good night out thought, hahaha"

by jonnylover92 November 6, 2011

Cranking Dat JonJon

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.

I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!

by mouseftw. January 18, 2009