Jonah

A mentally challenged, shell shocked hedgehog.

Man, that Jonah really looks to be mentally challenged.

by skirtmaster69 April 25, 2017

jonafied

A word to describe something or someone covered with Jonas Brothers items

"Oh Em Jay,i JONAFIED my computer"

by Joe Jonas' Wife October 6, 2008

jankassmotherfucker

a playful way of calling someone a mother fucker

man your a jankassmotherfucker

by Brian Bitterfeld May 12, 2008

Jonah Allan

A type of person who is so gay they cannot possibly function on a normal level

They dye their hair to make themselves look cool.

They also smell slightly dodgy.

Oh god, you're such a Jonah Allan!

by Coolio019958 October 31, 2010

jockademia

This is a term used to encompass all the sports analysts, commentators, radio hosts. It is a spin-off of the word 'academia' which refers to the collective interests of university professors.

Jockademia chose the Pats to defeat the New York Giants and go 19-0.

Jockademia expected Kansas and Pitt to reach the Final Four.

Members of the Jockademia could not come to a consensus whether the lockout would even occur.

by dats smart April 26, 2011

Jonah

a cool ass man. a super hot human being with a great personality. great hair and style. is sweet and loving and is always fun to talk to for hours and hours. a cutie with a great sense of humor and a bomb ass smile :)

Ella: Who is that hot guy??

Ava: That must be a Jonah

by marieella January 16, 2020

jankamous

The janky term used for someone (or something) that is or was ALMOST famous

You know who was REALLY jankamous; James Franco!

by lady snowflake of the 615 July 17, 2010