the most beautiful, kindhearted respectful girl any man could ask for, she will offer support when you need it the most and reassures you whenever things get tuff. i know that claudia would never do anything to hurt someone she cares for and for that reason she is the best. we love claudia.
by Deyoungyans May 1, 2023
Get the claudia de jongeemug. makes even the smallest things into big ass deals and is way too overdramatic about everything lmao. everyone kinda thinks it not gonna lie, except she's too oblivious and dumb to ever notice it. bitches to everyone about everything and tries to win every argument without even noticing that she sounds dumb as fuck most of the time. is afraid of in-person confrontations and just backs down most of the time anyway lol.
by gotta keep sly June 18, 2019
Get the Jongmug. To be a consultant who is cut out of a sly commission deal when the client and service provider get together directly.
Consultant: I've finally found a provider that can service all your requirements and cut a volume deal for you too.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
Consultant: Bugger and shit, Jonged again.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
Consultant: Bugger and shit, Jonged again.
by The Celestial Architect August 28, 2021
Get the Jongedmug.