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Kim Jong Un

Nuke Spammer
Dictator
Small pp
Fatass bitch
Thin lipped
Constantly squinting even though he wears glasses
Asshole
by Not-A-Real-Person January 4, 2025
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Jong

makes even the smallest things into big ass deals and is way too overdramatic about everything lmao. everyone kinda thinks it not gonna lie, except she's too oblivious and dumb to ever notice it. bitches to everyone about everything and tries to win every argument without even noticing that she sounds dumb as fuck most of the time. is afraid of in-person confrontations and just backs down most of the time anyway lol.
"jong be makin everything too big a deal"
by gotta keep sly June 18, 2019
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The Kim Jong Un

The act of disappearing for a couple of weeks or even months to eventually show up rather unexpected.
Justin: Wow! That’s a long time ago. You lost some weight.

Leo: Yeah I was kinda fed up with everything so I had to do The Kim Jong Un for a while.
Justin: Alright man, good to have you back.
by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022
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Jonged

To be a consultant who is cut out of a sly commission deal when the client and service provider get together directly.
Consultant: I've finally found a provider that can service all your requirements and cut a volume deal for you too.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
Consultant: Bugger and shit, Jonged again.
by The Celestial Architect August 28, 2021
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