Zombie Joint

A Joint of Marijuana that consists entirely of weed that has been previously vaporized. It is as though the weed has been brought back from the dead in order to fuck your shit up.

Mick: I just vaped like an Oz...
Sam: Yo, lets roll that shit up in a Zombie Joint.

by SerialCereal May 18, 2011

joink

To quickly take something away from someone.

I joinked that video game from Eric Johnson.

by Timothy Dancey August 7, 2004

joints

the plural of joint

i have two joints to smoke today

by Grandmaster KrasH January 5, 2008

jinx

to give bad luck

Look, you're almost at your top score this time!
Dude! Don't talk about it! You'll Jinx it!

by atomic_poppy May 4, 2004

double jointed ass

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

by silve-ja May 22, 2005

join the mile high club

Join the mile high club. To have sex on a plane. Generally once it's up in the air (hence the mile high) Also included in Nickelback Rockstar lyrics:
gonna join the mile high club at 37 000 feet.

"I hope i join the mile high club on the way to Madrid next week!"

by alex.x April 3, 2008

Jinx

If used in a name:
Usually that one person (normally female, but can be male) who is notorious for being all over the place (mentally and physically). Jinx normally have a destructive personality and is probably the reason you can't have nice things.

That's Jinx, they're the reason why the college campus had to install more security cameras .

by XiledXIII December 21, 2016