john belushi

The funniest actor to ever grace the face of the Earth. He was an original cast member on SNL and starred in Animal House and the Blues Brothers.

Jenny: I love you John Belushi.
Cody: A true mastermind.
Jenny: *Kisses Cody* At last someone understands!

by Darth_`Eowyn November 18, 2006

John Entwistle

Member of the Greatest band ever, The Who, and the Greatest Bass Guitarist this universe has ever seen.

Just listen to his Bass playing!

by Marlene August 8, 2004

John Daniels

Name for Jack Daniels after you've been properly aquainted with him.

John Daniels sir? You call him John when you've known him as long as I have.

by Brad Woodcock November 5, 2007

John Gollop

A distinguished member of the States of Guernsey. One of the only politicians who works for the people and knows what he is talking about. Also a great character who turns up at any social event he can.

Lol is that John Gollop?

Yeah, yeah it is. What a legend!

by Guern September 30, 2008

John Lennon's Moan

Voice of god himself. All who hear it will immediately get a boner and will ascend to a higher level of intelligence. They will also be blessed with many good times and their guitars will stop gently weeping.

Intelligent person: "Have you heard John Lennon's Moan?"

Idiot: "What?"

Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."

by Jessie Lennon May 16, 2018

John Long Middle School

a school where people think they all that and a school where it’s so easy to make friends you’ll literally get snaked by every single one of them. girls think it’s cool to try and take pics of it and drama is their main priority. BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT, teachers here can be chill. some you’ll legitimately hate.

there’s so much drama at john long middle school

by who knows 🥰. October 19, 2019

John Edwards

The Biggest douche in the universe.

"Hey did you know that there's a guy who talks to dead people!?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"

by PertyBird October 8, 2011