whackadoodle johnson

An activity with undetermined goals.

Those poor bastards got tricked into playing three hours of whackadoodle johnson.

by Cap'n Joe D September 26, 2006

Johnson Stones

Your balls are called Johnson Stones. Stones(balls) that belong to the Johnson(dick)

Dude! You just kicked him in the Johnson Stones!!!

by ZachJack September 7, 2009

Johnson Gate

The furthest-out gate on an airline terminal, especially when you have a tight connecting flight...like 12 minutes to get from F33 to A17. When you've run from one gate to another you had better check to see if you left your johnson back on the earlier flight.

Fuck, I'm going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.

by RealTailDragger November 9, 2010

johnson lover

One who expresses love towards male genitalia

The workers found out their boss was a johnson lover the other day.

by bolt06 September 21, 2016

Johnson Pack

When you open a pack on Rainbow Six Siege with your penis

"Bro I pulled a johnson pack black ice yesterday"

by OneFool December 22, 2022

puke johnson

Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.

I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

rye johnson

a rye johnson is an awesome leader and wing man all at once. he is often seen hanging with an ethan isenhauer. he has a kx 250 and enjoys long rides in his back yard. him and ethan are the future rulers of the world. both have a way larger penis than brian

imagine two people walking through a store and you get this weird feeling in your gut, there is probably a rye johnson nearby

by etard 9869 April 30, 2009