jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizz khalifa

name for wiz khalifa that is shouted when "black and yellow" is played way too many times over the radio.

Joppy: Julz, turn back the dial; I love that song!

Julz: No fucking way, Im tired of listening to Jizz Khalifa

by J Unit917 August 18, 2011

Jizz Stain

When a guy jacks off and gets semen on a stain-able surface, such as leather or shirt material.

Dude I totally had a jizz stain on my pants today at school and I didn't even notice.

by Brony69 November 28, 2011

jizz rocket

An ejaculatory bomb reaching speeds of at least Mach-2 and usually involving no less than 6 ounces of fluid. A true "rocket" travels at thrice (or more) the distance of ones normal load and has been known to target the eyeball, inner ear and ceiling. The rocket can be measured by torso length and/or mouthfull.

Oh snap, my jizz rocket shot 4-torsos; thats a new Personal Best!

by the_guy January 13, 2005

Jizz Lord

A person that considers himself/herself to be master of all semen. Such a person may claim ownership of any semen in sight.

That semen belongs to me, I am Jizz Lord.

by TTGG September 6, 2010

jizz bucket

a sperm receptacle, tramp, whore, slutty girl. Or, alternatelely, the Vagina.

"Man, that Shelley is a real Jizz Bucket. all of my friends have hit that."

by ideahahaha September 17, 2005

Sun Jizzed

When your out in the sun for an extended perod of time, and you get absoultly baked by the sun. Im not talking a little sun burn, Im talking ROASTED.

Dude wth happened to you?

I got sun jizzed yesterday workig in the yard.

by Chico Mysterioso April 2, 2010