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Jewish Cartel 

A group of delinquents under the name of Jewish Cartel ™. Known for Jewish-American Organized Crime.
"Hey Mike, is that Jewish Cartel?" asked Chris "HOLY SHIT ITS JEWISH CARTEL!" Mike yelled.

"JC SHIT" saying of the Jewish Cartel people.
Jewish Cartel by Whipqin December 24, 2021

Jewish Friend 

My Jewish friend has always treated me as kindly as my own mom.
My Jewish friend is unique . My Jewish friend rarely gossips. Has a "light" yet caring attitude and is fair almost all of the time.
Jewish Friend by Chrystal Cooper January 25, 2022

Jewish immigration 

On the border lines of of Israel. A Jewish man stands, awaiting for his customer. Whenever you pay him 20 sheckles, he uses one of his nostrils to elevate you upon the ground.
The authorities have successfully intercept a Jewish immigration.
Jewish immigration by Xnjxjdjzn March 15, 2022

Jewish Baby Stroller 

Any size grill that would accommodate one Jewish child.
There goes Jedediah with that stupid Jewish Baby Stroller again.
Jewish Baby Stroller by USfyre June 29, 2022

Jewish Oven Pie 

When you cum inside a girl's ass and take a burnt cigarette to warm up the cum. Remember, gotta keep it nice and toasty and a bit ashy. Then, you have the girl fart it into your mouth.
Chad: Bro, you'll never believe it, my girl made me a Jewish Oven Pie!
Brad: Oh brah, no way, what is that?
Chad: A real warm and nice surprise that her German Jewish grandparents taught her!
Jewish Oven Pie by Donny Biggums March 21, 2023

Jewish champagne 

Last defined from the legendary, Ricky Powell, it‘s another word for Seltzer or Sparkling water.
Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Bartender: “Coming right up!”

Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
Jewish champagne by Willy Soul October 12, 2023