Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.
I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.
by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021
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Insta-Jerky

Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!
by Cratered MoonUnit January 21, 2011
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fraternity jerky

When a fraternity creates beef jerky in order to pay for maintenance costs. May contain semen.
Hey frosh, wanna buy some fraternity jerky? It goes to a good cause.
by a concerned citizen02 November 20, 2013
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Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.
I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!
by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021
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Jerky jerker

Someone who likes jacking other people off, sometimes more than one person at a time, usually committing this foul act excessively it is also mainly men doing it to other men.

Can also be said as “jerky jerkin, jerkin jerky” pretty much can be mixed up in any way
Person 1: Yo bro I heard that Wayde is a total jerky jerker!
Person 2: wym?

Person 1: I found out last night he was jerking off Benson and Carl at the same time!
by Repeatswitch August 26, 2022
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Jerky Toker

Someone who performs a sexual act on a person with male genitalia; someone who says or does homosexual activities
“Bro you look so hot right now, lemme suck that dick”
“Wtf? Shut up you jerky toker
by DookBoom December 23, 2023
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