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Shady Jeff

The very first band member of the rap/metal/rock band, Hollywood Undead, to leave the group. Born Jeffrey Phillips, he left before the band's first record label, meaning towards the end of their career on MySpace. He is featured on the songs No.5, Scene For Dummies, and Knife Called Lust. Jeff's main part in the band was growling/screaming with Da Kurlzz, Hollywood Undead's percussion drummer. Though, at the end of Scene For Dummies, he did shout outs and references (I believe). His "mask" was a bandana. Similar to Charlie's present bandana. Shady's bandanas were a black one and a red one. It is said that when Shady Jeff was hosting a party of some sort, he invited his friends (HU band members). During the celebration, Deuce got drunk and started a scene (thats right, Charlie Scene pun), and Jeff ended up pointing a gun at Deuce. Thats when he left the band. I read somewhere that Jeff then startes experimenting on engineering a car engine that runs on vegetable oil. Im not sure if its true. Just saying.
"Yo, Shady Jeff with the mic. I wanna shout out to my boys on FFTL on tour. Roommate. Chad Crews..."
-Beginning of Shady Jeff's verse in "Scene For Dummies".
by LittleKing October 19, 2014
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Jeff Sessions

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.
"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Jeff Chaveline

A drink similar to an Arnold Palmer, but made with different ingredients and using different proportions.

A "Jeff Chaveline" is a tall glass of Diet Coke with a splash of lemonade (or a few generous squeezes of lemon.)

See also: Bourbon Chaveline
"It sure did heat up out there for those last few holes. I could use a nice Jeff Chaveline
by Adam Nass August 8, 2006
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Jeff Smoker

Asshole Guy: I got a jeff smoker from this stupid chick in the closet a few days ago, it was great!
by Barndon A November 7, 2005
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Jeff Loomis

The lead guitarist/songwriter in the Seattle-based band Nevermore. Jeff Loomis is popular among guitarists who enjoy heavy, but not shitty music. Loomis uses 7-string guitars. He is endorsed by Schecter guitars and he has his own signature model, the C-7 Loomis. He also recently released his first solo album called Zero Order Phase. He is most known for his extremely fast sweep-picking, brutal technical riffing, and amazing song writing. Jeff Loomis will destroy any shitty metalcore guitarists in a heartbeat, so if you think Synyster Gaytes is better, you obviously have never heard Loomis play.
Greg: Dude, did you listen to Jeff Loomis' song Miles of Machines?

Paul: I got halfway through the intro and then I threw my guitar in the trash and smashed my fingers with a hammer.
by this is shit December 9, 2008
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Jeff schilling

To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.
Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.
by Unclefester April 17, 2015
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A wicked Jeff

A wicked Jeff occurs when you have to poop so bad you end up reenacting the bathroom scene from the movieDumb and Dumber
I ate some bad tacos and now I have to drop A wicked Jeff.
by Toast.Jerviss September 24, 2019
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