Jeep

A shit ass car that usually breaks down before it goes off roading and it looks like a square on wheels and a sedan can do better off roading than a cheep jeep.

Yo bro dawg my jeep blew up because it tipped over

by MoreSJ February 26, 2021

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jeep gladiator j2000

Better than the 2020, these were made in the 60s and 70s, they are bad ass trucks,

Look at that bad ass jeep gladiator j2000

by Gunslinger68055 April 11, 2021

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Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion

Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky

by ByGeorge April 29, 2021

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Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.

There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed

by Pudblumpkin September 24, 2024

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JeeP-S

A vehicle-navigation system dat gives you routes through such rough terrain dat only a dedicated 4-wheel-drive buggy could traverse them!

Bob Munro apparently was following da directions of a "JeeP-S" when he took da rutted mountain-trail, since he high-centered da RV on a boulder in da movie.

by QuacksO December 30, 2024

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