Definitions by Pudblumpkin

Excited Skiier 

When a sloot (male or female) pleasures 3 men by giving 2 handjobs and 1 blowjob simultaneously in a manner that makes the dual handjobs look similar to using ski poles

After our snowboard lesson our instructor performed an EXCITED SKIIER on me and my 2 bros.

Excited Skiier by Pudblumpkin July 21, 2025

JeepDuck 

Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.

Someone ducked my Jeep! I hope I don't catch C. Diff from this JeepDuck

JeepDuck by Pudblumpkin December 11, 2024

JEEP Ducks 

Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.

There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed

JEEP Ducks by Pudblumpkin September 24, 2024

Sidebottom 

The name given to homosexual men that only allow themselves to be penetrated whilst laying on their side.

Mark advertised in the gay classifieds that he is a powerbottom, but his date discovered that he was in fact a lazy Sidebottom with a wollered out butthole.

Sidebottom by Pudblumpkin December 18, 2023