Jason

A man who's extremely good in bed.

You're lucky if you ever become a cuckold to one of these type of guys.

adam22's wife cucked him with a Jason

I met this Jason last night. We had sex for 2hrs.

by spaceaidsmonkey July 21, 2023

Jason

is gay.

Jason is gay.

by gay_boi_peen July 14, 2021

Jason

A little short Asian boy who Loves short girls also comments on every asianneverdiepost looks kinda retarded running up on someone

Jason is so Asian

by Username0000 April 18, 2019

Jason

Loves Ethan more.

Jason loves Ethan more.

by Apathyo7 December 9, 2021

Jason

The anime guy who defeats the ender dragon by himself in a server full of friends. Gets embarrassed easily. Oh, and he also starts a lot of wars.

Dont trust Jason in letting you defeat anything by yourself.

by heh_ September 30, 2020

Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.

"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."

by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021

Jason

A "Jason" dive is a term popularized by scuba divers in the Monterey Bay area. This neologism was coined by a dive shop manager in response to one of his employee's habit of completing only one scuba dive during an outing, even though the typical practice is to complete two scuba dives (a two tank dive).

Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.

Diver A: Wanted to do a two tank dive, but I am going to have to pull a Jason today.

Diver B: That sucks.

by AJM85 June 28, 2012