Jason

The greatest guy ever. A wonderful father, brother, son, and husband. Respectful, kind, loving, patient, generous, and pure. A God seeking man who is willing to help other when they are in need and puts others before himself. There is no other guy like him.

Jason Helped get the groceries out of the car.

by Jolly Ginger Goat November 22, 2021

Jason

Jason is the the most amazing guy in the world! He will always listen to your problems, always help you if you need it, and will never betray you. He is a keeper. Even if other girls will flirt with him, he’ll always stay by your side. He waits for you in the hallway, he asks if you are ok when you look sad, he sometimes over worries about you but that’s just means he really cares! Jason is the.sweetest.guy.ever.!

Friend:hey how’s jason?
His best friend: he’s great! He’s nice like always!

by Madz87otters June 5, 2019

Jason

Big ass dick sexy abs and great kisser

That Jason is my baby daddy.

by Backedbyscience November 23, 2021

Jason

A guy who uses corny Apex Legends jokes irl but still somehow gets bitches but isnt capable of texting them back because of his trash ass phone that dies in 5 mins.

Girl:How did u get here so fast?
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉

Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro

by Kyngjuicyjballercookiemonstar November 22, 2021

Jason

The anime guy who defeats the ender dragon by himself in a server full of friends. Gets embarrassed easily. Oh, and he also starts a lot of wars.

Dont trust Jason in letting you defeat anything by yourself.

by heh_ September 30, 2020

Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.

"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."

by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021

Jason

A "Jason" dive is a term popularized by scuba divers in the Monterey Bay area. This neologism was coined by a dive shop manager in response to one of his employee's habit of completing only one scuba dive during an outing, even though the typical practice is to complete two scuba dives (a two tank dive).

Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.

Diver A: Wanted to do a two tank dive, but I am going to have to pull a Jason today.

Diver B: That sucks.

by AJM85 June 28, 2012