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An underage (Jailbait) Mother I'd Like To Fuck.
by dizzleshizzlenizzle July 3, 2008
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jailbrick

Verb. Past tense: jailbricked. Electronic gadget (usually the iPhone) that had an unsuccessful jailbrake applied to it resulting in the device ending up as a brick, that is, rendered entirely useless.
Man, I jailbricked my iPhone the other night. It's entirely f***ed up now, I even can't hard reset it in iTunes any longer.
by Panatlantica March 16, 2009
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jail

A place that makes your ass hurt.
People get buttfucked alot in jail.
by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007
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Jailbait Lookalike

A girl over the age of 18 who appears to still be under 18 in the sense of a jailbait (Jailbait: an underage girl who appears to be over 18 because of her well developedness). She is the pedophile and creepy old guy's unattainable dream.
Pedophile: Oh, damn man... look at that chick walkin' in, she's gotta be 16, musta used a fake. I'm gonna go mack on her.
Guy: Are you joking? That's my sister... she's 20, just a jailbait lookalike you sick f@#$.
Pedophile: Well, then she'd be legal then?
Guy: Yeah, but unattainable for your fat, ugly, desperate @$$.
by Nipplefeister December 21, 2009
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Jailenne

Is a spanish girl who usually has big tits and a nice big ass. She's thick, and gorgeous. She's a really chill girl. She's the perfect girlfriend material. She's a tease but if you talk to her the right way she can be yours.
Guy 1: Woah stu! Who's that hot ass, thick chick?
Guy 2: Thats Jailenne
Guy 1: She lookin sexy!
Guy 2: hell yeah:)
by WIZDOM714 January 11, 2012
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jailia

Is a wonderful, smart, and beautiful young girl. She is really athletic and energetic. She is a girl who will love you for who you are and never leave you for another guy. She is perfect for a Kevin. So all those Kevin's out you better find a Jailia because she is good luck.
Kevin: That Jailia is so smart and beautiful
Johnny: Yea, maybe you should go date her I heard she's really lucky
Kevin: Maybe I will
by Kawaiimustaches March 30, 2017
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Jailbait

Girls who are under the age of 18, but have bodies of girls the age of 21! You'd hit it even though you go to jail.
Old Guy 1: Damn shes hot!!
Old Guy 2: Yeah, but shes 16, that's jailbait.
Old Guy 1: The jail time is worth it!
by uberninjaone February 15, 2009
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