Jason

Jason is the type of kid to go afk while gaming to go simp for a girl. Never can trust this fuck. You’ll be mid game and he will just leave the squad behind. TBH not for the boys and his girl always trying to pull him away. tough life, we always hope jason can hop on for gaming sesh but his simping abilities don’t allow him to.

Mom you know that kid Jason? Kids a simp. Didn’t even play with the boys last night :(

by roguearmy October 24, 2020

Jason

A guy that is old school, he will treat you like his Queen so treat him decent, he is loyal and a hard worker. Don’t cheat on this guy as he is a real keeper and your Parents will adore him.
He is funny as hell, so much so even his farts will make you laugh.

If you decide to have kids with him, no doubt he will be the best father ever.

A Jason can cook, clean and knows how to love.

Don’t fuck with him though cause he will ram a foot up your arse as he boots you out the door.

“Have you met that Jason guy yet?, he’s hot as hell and sure knows how to fuck...oh and he’s a funny guy”!!!

by This is funnier February 25, 2019

Jason

From a Lazarbeam video

Lazarbeam: Jason is so proud of me
Jason: I am so proud of you

by An Indian man🇮🇳 August 27, 2019

Jason

the cutest hottest most amazing boyfriend on the entire earth and no one can ever be even close to as perfect as him

10-26-06

Prince charming jason , romeo, <3

by dudeeee383 October 16, 2008

Jason Webley

Amazing songwriter and musican from out west who just released his 5th album called "the cost of living". He mainly plays the guitar and accordion, but is also capable of playing many other instruments. If you've never heard of him, please check him out!

Jason Webley is an amazing musician!

by KKip January 16, 2008

Jason Derulo

Getting down to business and skipping foreplay.

Hey babe, we have 10 minutes until we have to leave. Wanna Jason Derulo?”

by Malkavian Queen January 3, 2020

Jason Liang

Douchebag. The kind of douchebag who puts his own name in the urban dictionary. Also See Jason Dickhole

I hate that guy he is such a Jason Liang .

by damnukids January 21, 2009