jamming glove

masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)

*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?

by darfle675 April 23, 2013

Jamaican Crop

A slang term for any kind of Weed, Ganja, Bud, etc, specifically grown in Jamaica.

Eh Mon, let's go get some Jamaican Crop.

by TheFiend138 October 25, 2014

jasainia

Craziest girl you will ever meet, makes up stories in a heartbeat. Can be overdramatic at times with her stories.

Dude she pulled a Jasainia

by bammers February 27, 2015

Jamanbroer

A song released by Dutch/Moroccan rapper Ome Omar & DJ/Producer Weslo.

"Have you heard the new song by Ome Omar already?"
"Jamanbroer, it's kaulo lit."

by noahsarklabel May 26, 2017

Jamaican Bobsled

The act of sending your significant other out on an errand while you secretly install a fuck swing in the foyer of your house so that you can get in face down and surprise them with a new place to put the tv remote when they return.

"Man, frank really screwed up a Jamaican Bobsled last night. He forgot to lock the cat up and it got ahold of his frank and beans."

by DickDouche22 July 5, 2017

jamaican hand wash

When a guy asks for a full of your Gatorade and then you run into him later and he offers you and 4 of your closest friends a free hand wash on the street.

Hey Jermaine, I want to give you a jamaican hand wash!!

by Hairymanhhhh July 11, 2017

Jamaican Car Wash

Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.

Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word

by thetaco2 June 9, 2018