Jakob

When someone hits the table really hard, even tho there is a lot of shit on the table.

Ohh, did you just do a Jakob

by Multi289_fan December 16, 2019

Jakobi

A man with a penis so large he could strangle a whale with it. He tends to also be very funny caring and kind but can be extremely dangerous when angry.

Rebecca: Amy, jakobi got that whale dick
Amy: He is the perfect husband!

by big pp boi 98 April 15, 2020

jakobby

A guy that cares about others, is super sweet, honest, has a positive attitude, and shows a lot of love.

Jakobby is honestly a sweetheart.

by Pseudonym-._.- April 18, 2020

Jakob

The definition of a guy with an abnormal large forehead. Not because he is smart but for protection against the pouring rain. People often use a Jakob as an umbrella and can be refered to as a gutter

"Oh no! it started raining again..."
"Quickly grab Jakob he can cover us from the rain with his massive forehead"

by Mastermind69 April 25, 2020

Jakob

Jakob is a kind hearted person who never gives up on anyone and he is just the best person ever

Hi Jakob

Hi

by IRELYN May 18, 2020

Jakob

Fake Friend

he just turned his snap map off, he’s a jakob

by pooppoop6996 June 10, 2020

Jakob

A ugly dude who tries way to hard to be funny but his jokes always fall flat and he throws temper tantrums way to often

Should i call Jakob?
No pleasedont just call Martin instead

by jonas ekbock June 22, 2020