jiffle jaffle

A hand job

She gave me a jiffle jaffle last night

by James299 June 9, 2016

Jaffacaking

It means to get on someone's good side my being nice and friendly to them.

Jonnys mum said,"don't try and get round me by jaffacaking me"

by Rogers lambs June 4, 2017

jaffabiscuit

a jaffabiscuit is a nicer way to say someone is stupid (or being stupid) or being an idiot, mostly used in a jokingly way.

"you're a jaffabiscuit"

by jaffabiscuit2.0 April 15, 2020

Jaffadana

Indian word for one who believes everything anyone tells.

Look at the jaffadana who believes in whatsapp forwards

by Apklensjaff October 13, 2021

jaffander55

jaffander55 is a cool guy

Yo is that jaffander55?
No way lets go meet him!

by Yjloa12 March 10, 2022

JarFarter

A person whom farts into a jar and seals it as a hobby. Jars may vary but pickle jars are typically preferred. Flatulence can also be ranked by level of "Stank".

Person 1: woah dude, why do you have a shelf full of empty jars?

Person 2: Dont worry about it.

Person 1: *internal monologue* "I wonder if he's a Jarfarter"

Person 2: So, you wanna know what's in those jars?

Person 1: No thank you.

by Broccolinazi January 10, 2014

Jafradite

The word you tell someone when they say or do something so stupid that you can't explain how dumb they look.

Charlie: I don't have to go to school tomorrow, I have a doctor's appointment.

Colby: Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you after my surgery yesterday that I have 24 hours to live.

Charlie: You fuckin' Jafradite

by yankeenobrim April 26, 2020