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Jack Off Day

Jack Off day is on the 5th August each day.

Originally coined when an employee added to his calendar that 4th of August was 'Jack Off' day.

Jack off day is a special day of each year that brings joy and happiness to all that follow it. The real magic in Jack Off day is those who do not know about it wouldn't suspect a thing going on.

Followers of twitter tend to tweet with the tag:
#jackoffday2010
#jackoffday2011
etc
So you know who they are...
Ben: Andy seems strangely normal today
Lloyd: Yeah I believe he's celebrating something called Jack Off day
Ben: ...yeah, whatever that is
Andy: *inner joy*
by brightpearl August 5, 2010
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Jack Harlow Day

Day to celebrate jack harlow on December 18th. The only day you can say "BITCH!" without anyone getting offended. We pop ranch and san pellegrino bottles while wearing our best pair of new balances.
it's Jack Harlow Day so we screaming "BITCH IM FROM KENTUCKY BUT THIS AINT NO FUCKING DIXIE CHICKS" all day
by jackharlowmemes January 3, 2022
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jack'n-danny

A lady's fury-cup, originally from the cockney rhyming slang for 'fanny'. (it should be noted that to the English the fanny is a beaver not an arse.)
'Christ, she'd had a Brazilian on her Jack'n-Danny!'
by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009
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Jack Bauer Day

n.
1. A day dedicated to watching a full season of 24, as if you're actually watching the show in real time. Some may start watching at the same time that the episode starts; this however is optional.

2. A very intense day, usually filled with unusually dramatic and perilous moments, somewhat similar to a day in the life of Jack Bauer.
David: Man, are you comin' into work today?
Tony: Nah bro, I just picked up Season 5, I'm havin myself a Jack Bauer Day.

Chloe: Jeez Ed, what happened to you today?
Ed: You would not believe it, i got in a car accident, was fired from my job and then pushed out of a bus! What a Jack Bauer Day!
by thediddler April 4, 2009
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national jack-off day

A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.
Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere
by floppy sausage April 23, 2008
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Jack Wood Day

4th February

A day celebrating the life and achievements of the certified stona

It is tradition to suck a fat pissa in celebration of this day
derek: Here man am fuckin clammin for a pissa me liek

mathilda: It’s sound mush it’s jack wood day we can stomp as many stitchas as ya like
by adonnywithamassishlong August 31, 2022
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Jack Man Dew

Cocktail featuring Jack Daniel's whiskey and Mountain Dew soda. Similar to a "Jack and Coke" but with Mountain Dew instead of Coca-Cola. Name is from the Hooter's signature drinks menu.
"bartender let me have a Jack Man Dew"
by G.Simpson January 1, 2012
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