Italian Scrub Down

Washing are scrubbing another person with your grotesque amounts of chest hair as a way of keeping hygienic.

You got a mane on your chest, right? I don't feel like bathing, so give me an Italian scrub down.

by CoGoHighSign November 19, 2011

Italian Sausage

Noun.
An Italian man's well-endowed penis.

His penis is so large, she could not fit his Italian Sausage in her mouth.

by TommyJay June 7, 2007

Italian Hamper

The floor. A chair. A table lamp.

Lucio tossed his duds into the Italian Hamper.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Italian Stallion

An extremely good looking Italian who knows every pleaure position in the book of sex.

That guy over there is so "Italain Stallion." Im going to ask him to bone my loose cunt all night and exchange bodily fluids.

by For Shizzle April 3, 2003

Italy

The boot shaped country!

Dude, you know your country is shaped like a book?

by octet January 16, 2005

italoli

(EtälOlE)
Italolis (painful lolitas) are lolitas who have it all wrong. They are like the noobsof the lolita fashion world and true lolitas spit on them in shame. They consist of the following characteristics:
.they are "the people who got it wrong" in the elitist circles
.a lot of black and white
.cheap fabric and lace
.common headresses
.use way to elaborate make-up
.and they generally don't care that real lolitas hate them.

They are close relatives to Otarori(otakulolita) and are usually found at anime cons hanging out with their cousins.

Lolita 1: "Look at that little girl over there who thinks she knows everything about lolita."
Lolita 2: "It looks like she bought that outfit at hottopic!"
Lolita 1: "She must be an italoli"

by Nicolethe14 May 3, 2006

italian karate

Two guys hold you down while a third one kicks out your brains.

Judging by the brains oozing out of the ears, the stiff looks like it got a dose of Italian Karate.

by Bloodystocking November 7, 2007