blonde theory

the theeory that men will choose a dumb blonde woman over a smart, educated woman.

Cheerleaders are perfect examples of the blonde theory.

by Celia J January 09, 2008

Chaos Theory

The belief that everything that happens in the world around us is a random series of events, and that it is possible for the extremely unlikely to occur.

- Chaos theory states that everything is random and theres the extremely improbable chance that one could walk through a wall

by KRS - ONE February 03, 2007

quantum theory

a theory in physics based on the concept of the subdivision of radiant energy into finite quanta and applied to numerous processes involving tranference or transformation of energy in an atomic or molecular scale.

Now do you understand the Quantum Theory? g-o-o-o-o-d

by hawk May 30, 2003

Bobo Theory

Named after the "famed" loser of many arguments, Matthew "Bobo" Gearhart. To execute the Bobo Theory is to give the impression of a concession in an unwinnable argument, thereby saving yourself the valuable time that continued arguing would have wasted. The person executing the Bobo Theory successfully tends to be the winner, no matter what the true outcome of the useles argument would have been.

"Sure, I like that thing you said that time about that stuff and that place. Good work."

by Bonehead March 21, 2003

Douchebag Theory

In the game of guy attracts girl, the only winning strategy for men any more is to simply be a complete tool, or douchebag. The sweet guy will always end up turning into the gay bestfriend with no hope of recovery.

Joe: You hear that Michelle started dating Chad?
Nerd: WTF I POORED MY HEART OUT TO HER JUST LAST NIGHT!
Joe: Well you know how douchebag theory is...

by Cosban June 28, 2011

Douchebag Theory

The hottness of a guys girlfriend is directly proportional to how much of a douchebag the guy is.

Ben: Why don't you ever see a cool dude with a hott girlfriend?
Joel: Ever heard of the douchebag theory? Check it out on Urbandictionary.com!

by samerK July 30, 2009

The Hourglass Theory

The Hourglass Theory states that the first eighteen years of a man's social life is like an eighteen-year hourglass - once high school ends, the hourglass flips, and the jocks end up on the streets eating dog shit, while all the nerds get money and bitches. This theory applies to roughly 95% of said jocks and nerds.

Bitches and hoes get it easy because the Hourglass Theory does not apply to them.

by neva eva May 07, 2012