Dam Stopper

It’s just blue balls for Women

Hey quit texting me these things I’m in a car, you don’t want me to get a Dam Stopper do you?

by Mr.MEMEers October 13, 2021

Jumping a beaver dam

When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”

Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!

by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

by tech-decker February 29, 2024

Golden Damming

The act of shoving a rod or something rod-like down a man’s pee hole and having them try to piss and/or cum the rod out.

We got freaky last night and she had me golden damming, I had to piss so bad!

by Muntmaster69 April 01, 2024

Van Damming it up

Dancing to every song known to man like you are Jean Claude Van Damme in the drunk bar scene from Kickboxer.

Did you see Ed, Matt and Jason at the party last night? Those guys were Van Damming it up to every song!

by MacheteManF13 February 12, 2021

Dam Dam

Dam Dam

Dam Dam

by damdamrebel November 24, 2021

The Dirty Dam

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all of the shit. The winner of The Dirty Dam is the one who holds it back for the longest. The loser of this contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.

Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam and his dam broke after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy

by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018