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atmospheric impedance

Condescending geek speak for suggesting that your power cord is unplugged. Used to make people with social lives to feel as though they've been bested by a being whose diet consists primarily of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
User: My computer won't turn on.

IT Guy: Perhaps it's a PEBKAC error, or your AC cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance.

User: Atmos...? Ooooh! Heh, very clever. I'll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend.

IT Guy: I'm so lonely.
by phishtails April 29, 2010
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impeached

to be laid.. usually used by nerds
whats a guy gotta do to get IMPEACHED up in here?
by sasda May 6, 2006
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Sense of impending doom

A sense of impending doom is define by the visceral and psychological reaction one's get from starting to watch a video he or she was waiting for a very long time to see and after 8 seconds of what seems like old stuff, You Tube suggestion engine propose Rick Astley latest album.
Ex: Oh, my gosh. System Of A Down is producing a new album! : Start watching : Ohhhhh gees, I suddently feel a sense of impending doom.
by duguigne August 3, 2009
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Imperanon

A Melodic/Neoclassical Power Metal band from Finald hailing from the roots of Children Of Bodom. Although they are Bodom clones, they do it much better than CoB. Their guitarist/vocalist(Aleksi Sihvonen) and keyboardist(Aleksi Virta) have intense solo battles outdoing anything CoB, Skyfire, or Kalmah have done. These guys are also young as fuck and will achieve much in the future.
Imperanon's Stained LP
Top Tracks:
Stained, Sold, and Blade.
by ThroneOvSeth July 3, 2006
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420 impeller

I should 420 impeller
by Darkrai Hoopa March 25, 2017
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impedemize

When a person who as a speach impediment tries to correct someone speaking properly so that the proper speaking person then speaks with the impediment.. the person has had their speach impedimized..
This example must be given verbally
by Deaner April 2, 2003
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impeaching tools

The act of dish washing. A smart-ass literal translation from the Hebrew phrase for "dish washing".
- Hey, dude, can you come and give me a hand?
- Just a moment, I'm impeaching tools.
by phlegmat April 15, 2010
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