by Michelle Gado November 30, 2017
Get the Impact youthmug. A game played by morbidly obese slobs who will give you a freaking headache once you visit their Tik-Tok page. Also, they love simping for anime girls and they also love to use the term "Loli".
Timmy: "what the heck!?! I just gained 3,0000 pounds in just one week after just using the term "Loli" while talking to a midget!"
Timmy's Doctor: "It's cause of that damn Geshin Impact!".
Nikocado Avocado: "You gotta bump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers!".
Timmy's Doctor: "It's cause of that damn Geshin Impact!".
Nikocado Avocado: "You gotta bump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers!".
by Meme maker 90 December 15, 2021
Get the Geshin Impactmug. The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023
Get the Genshin Impactmug. A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters
by YippityDoogan July 3, 2022
Get the Genshin Impactmug. The best North American Champion in history, fka TheKingOfX'sThrone, because he clapped X Factor's cheeks.
"Did you see Zach Impact?"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
by ZachImpact19 October 15, 2019
Get the Zach Impactmug. A new virus that has infected millions of people around the world. Symptoms include watching 4th Impact YouTube videos over & over again, checking every 2 minutes for news updates in the internet, tweeting all day and all night, insomnia, brain fog, laughing & crying at the same time, etc. No known cure at this time. Research studies are ongoing to find a cure for this disease.
Boss: Ann Anne, what is going on, why r u always tired ? And ur coming to work late everyday? Me: I'm sick. I have 4th-impacticitis.
by Ann Anne October 14, 2016
Get the 4th-impacticitismug. The act of creating a character that is canonically above the age of consent, but has the appearance of a minor that is identifiable by many.
"I swear to god. That fucking character right there? That shit's straight up pulling a Genshin Impact."
"Holy shit, why do they look so young?"
"Yeah, you can't tell me that's not a fucking minor. That shit's seriously on Rule34?"
"Yeah, that's pretty appalling, ngl."
"Holy shit, why do they look so young?"
"Yeah, you can't tell me that's not a fucking minor. That shit's seriously on Rule34?"
"Yeah, that's pretty appalling, ngl."
by flatulencenuggets December 28, 2023
Get the Pulling a Genshin Impactmug.