Hypocrite

Someone who can't stop whining about the way a group is treated, whether it be animals, females, black people, or LGBT people, to the point that even people from some of these groups are getting duct tape to put over their mouth and saying we're happy already and don't need to be treated any different.

The hypocrite was whining about the way different groups were treated despite being a hypocrite like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2020

Hylocrispamobiaphobia

The fear of woodchippers. Direct translation: Hylo: the fear of wood Crispamobia: the fear of chips Hylocrispamobia: the fear of woodchips or Woodchippers.

Freddy: I have hylocrispamobiaphobia

Michael: What?

by xboxcat January 15, 2021

Hypocrite

When you've been told by your boss to wear a facemask on federal property and hours later you found your boss doesn't wear one on federal property.

Joe! Define the word hypocrite!

by Justin9991 January 21, 2021

Hypocrite

Katie hopkins.

Katie Hopkins is a hypocrite.

by elamenapee February 6, 2021

Hypocrite

It’s like saying something bad abt a thing and then the next minute you do the “bad thing” idk if you understand

When I was like 11 I used to steal my moms cigs and smoke em. So one day I was like “ Ayo big booty mama, like smoking is so stupid” she agreed. LIKE BITCH YOU SMOKE CIGS YOUR SELF YOU HIPPO, aight I shouldn’t be talking lol. I guess that’s the definition of a hypocrite. If you don’t understand that sound like a you prob ☺️Nah jk jk, I hope this was like idk helpful and shit 😔

by Yummyoldmomcigs August 23, 2021

Hypochristian

Hypocritical Christian; A Christianity based religious human that has no ability to practice what the Christian religion preaches.

An example of hypochristian behavior is when Biden took communion on Ash Wednesday, but supports and votes pro-abortion.

by Fiona Gala March 21, 2022

Lifestyle Hypocrite

When someone judges you for your lifestyle, even though their lifestyle is even worst than yours.

Person1: Ha you eat some stupid stuff, plus what type of clothes are those?
Person2: So what, at least I live a better lifestyle. You Lifestyle Hypocrite.

by Creative fuck June 22, 2016