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criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.
She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023
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21st century humor

a neverending rabbithole of weird humor videos
by dontstealmydefinitions July 29, 2020
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Anime Convention Humor

The proper name for the brand of humor used by chantards and anime convention goers. Anime convention humor consists of:

-Heavy usage and abuse of the words "fail", "epic" and "win"
-Even heavier usage of overused memes from 2004-2006 such as "pedobear", "trollface" and "u jelly/mad?"
-Improper use of the late-80s early-90s term "troll"
-Using the "Awesome.jpg" emoticon from the SomethingAwful forums

The people who use this brand of humor or think it's funny are generally those who have discovered 4chan within the past year or two and feel the need to regurgitate everything they see on the site in order to fit in or to pretend that they are funny regardless of the originality of the content.
Examples of Anime Convention Humor:

Chantard 1: Haha that was so epic win lulz!
Chantard 2: Yeah pedobear for the win epic lulz all around!!
14-year old female anime fan: Haha trollface.jpg!!!!
Chantard 1 and 2: TITS OR GTFO EPIC WIN LULZ!!!
by 9/11Truther1994_Impeach_Obama December 14, 2010
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21st century humor

the absolute peak of comedy where you throw in a ton of old ass vines and sound effects to fulfill the ever shrinking attention span of zoomers
(1) > yo what’s your favourite kind of comedy
(2) > 21st century humor
(1) > wth is that
(2) > *shows peak comedy on phone*
(1) > …
(1) > what the actual fu-
by dight August 1, 2021
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false sense of humor

An inflated feeling that one has a good sense of humor because his/her significant other laughs at all of his/her jokes.
"Dude, why does Adrian think he is so funny, his jokes are lame."
"Because his girlfriend giggles at every single one of his jokes and gives him a false sense of humor."
by Trojan29 June 12, 2009
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band kid humor

they are not fucking funny. i hate them and you should too. Mainly used in school band rooms.
"Oh hi my lil smol bean!" "Our bean" "Communism" these are all phrases someone with band kid humor would say.
by ummmmmmmmmmidk123 November 6, 2022
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self-defecating humor

The act of getting some cheap laughs by pooping one's pants.
Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.
by Lord Nexus VI November 27, 2012
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