horse outside 

A phrase indicating that the speaker maintains a form of equine transport outside the premises, superior to forms of conveyance, e.g. big queer metal boxes such as the Honda Civic, the Mitzi or the Subaru. Comes in handy when transporting a beure from a church in Thomas St.

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992

horse outside by plkio December 14, 2010

Horse Oven

A rectal infection caused by/as a result of extremely rough anal sex.

Any type of anti-rape devise, such as the Rapex, that is inserted into a woman's vagina.

"Sitting down is a difficult task for someone with a Horse Oven."

"I was excited about getting laid until my girlfriend forgot to take out her Horse Oven."

Horse Oven by Nick L. & Raul D. May 19, 2008

horse's ass

n: An oblivious idiot who generally says and does things that draw laughter at him, for being such an unbelievable moron.

"Did you see blake just shotgun that beer and then piss himself? Wow, what a giant horse's ass."

horse's ass by Olen White January 5, 2009

horse's ass

a stupid or obnoxious person(also a term of adress)

I refuse to be friends with a horse's ass like that.

horse's ass by Light Joker March 19, 2005

horse hockey 

1 horse excrement

2. nonsense

(See also horseshit)

We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares.

horse hockey by Light Joker March 16, 2005

Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS)

Horse Gum Syndrome also referred to as HGS, is a condition pertaining to both male and female homosapiens in which their gums are overexposed when he or she smiles. Usually considered an unattractive trait.

11 out of 11 Dentists recommend that people inflicted with Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS) floss 5 times a day to prevent gum disease.

Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS) by Craig Schreiber February 8, 2008

horse hopping 

Pulling a train on several fat women at the same time.

Horse hopping is like jumping from one tall building to the next.

horse hopping by Fireball and Harley June 11, 2006