Hick circumcision 

When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.

Did you guys see that hick circumcision happen in the parking lot yesterday

Hick circumcision by El mucho ding dong May 6, 2022

Hick Shit

1: Actions performed by a hick/hillfolk/people in the boonies when they are well beyond those areas. This would usually consist of doing things like starting bonfires with fireworks and gasoline in them, bringing couches to backyard parties, riding in the beds of low-sitting pickup trucks, and flying flags off your car.
2: Something awful smelling, lingering across the county, state, or even country lines

1: Guy: "Here comes Dale, with his family and couch in the bed of his truck. You invite him over, despite the hick shit he does"
2: Guy: "Jeez, who just dropped a log back there? Smells like total hick shit. I'm gonna put the air on blast to get rid of it. Hopefully it doesn't follow us past the town line"

Hick Shit by Mikau02 March 5, 2026

Hick Larping Foid

A female humanoid who is live action role playing being a southern ranch girl.

Actual Southern Women:
🥰😏😏
Hick Larping Foids:
🤬🤬🤬🤮🤮🤮

Hick Larping Foid by HebbleJebble45 April 4, 2026

celebre-hick 

a person whom is an example of America's current trend toward and facination with making a celebrity out of some backwoods hill billy (or hick).

My god that Sarah Palin is THE classic celebre-hick

Have you seen the reality show where the celebre-hick is famous for having too many children ?

The next thing you know we are going to be electing a celebre-hick for president

celebre-hick by Reverand Tyrone December 13, 2010

Metro hick 

A metro-hick is guy who is a metro sexual but is from the country as opposed to the city. Educated and hard working, although may have a city job and contrary to a metro-sexual he is very masculine-grew up playing hockey, football etc. He takes great care in grooming himself and shopping for clothes, ironing them. He is good looking, country-style-'stylish', country-style-'fashionable', country-style-'trendy', country-style-'cultured', etc. Going to great lengths to ensure his Tommy H shirts and jeans fit properly to hang out with his buddies at the local watering hole, drinking pints and playing poker. While he can bunk (hanging onto a car bumper on icy roads with four of his closest buddies as their ride home) on country back roads with the best of them, he will offer to be the driver as to not wreck his new perfectly polished leather zippered boots. Honest and loyal to his special lady.

honey, you are just going to hang out in his garage to drink beer-who cares which shirt looks better? Stop being a Metro hick. Yes, sigh, your hair has enough product

Metro hick by Pee Pee Photography December 20, 2010

tea hick 

Tea Hick - A middle to poor class redneck who has a perverted loyalty to the wealthy elite of the GOP

if you don't believe in corporate fascism... you... are a tea hick

if your front porch collapses and kills 5 or more dogs... you... are a tea hick

if you are still waiting for the jobs Bush's tax cuts were supposed to create... you... are a tea hick

tea hick by johnnnybegoode August 7, 2011

Wood Hick 

Person who infests the Wooded Northern Tier of United States much like a wood tick.Closely related to a Hill Billy in mental capacity with a higher propensity for inbreeding.Some pilot huge 4 wheel drives with flags and guns bristling from them, riding around grooving on Elephant Shit.If they live way up nort it is difficult to discern the dialect from Cannucks

Stupid Wood hick votes republicunt and cuts his own throat! After tourist season all that's left is Wood Hicks and Skeeter Feeders.

He isn't a Wood Hick,He's a F.I.B or a Hollywood Lumberjack

Wood Hick by hatchetman1 July 13, 2011