Mount Saint Helen

This sex act is highly contagious. It involves seducing a nun with two men. Both of these will feed the nun with cheesy gordita crunches laced with laxatives. Afterwards, the two men will pour chili down the nun's ass and proceed to ass fuck her. Soon, she will not feel good as her stomach starts to ache and this is when you should prepare for eruption. The two men lay below the nun and the nun finally let's out the biggest, bloodiest shit, erupting onto the mens' face while proceeding to announce verses from the bible. This sex act reenacts the Mt St Helen eruption in 1980. This sex act is highly encouraged as you become closer to god and understand the full capability of a volcanic eruption.

Hey man. You wouldn't believe what sister Lisa let Dan and I do. She let us try a Mount Saint Helen on her.

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017

Helena

Helena is a unique name. People called Helena are all different from each other. No two Helena's are the same. Helena's can be fat, thin, stupid, clever, loving, nasty, loved, hated. Helena is just a name. But Helena's tend to look OK on the outside but on the inside want to die. Helena's can be mature when needed but lots of the time angry, violent, childish. Helena's talk a lot and when they are passionate about something or someone that will be all they can think about. Helena's get hurt and bullied but everything is blamed on them. Helena's just want love and peace. But then again, Helena is just a name and anyone with any name can be something different or the same. So just remember, your name DOES NOT DEFINED YOU!

Girl 1- " there is a new girl called Helena! Lets make her feel useless and blame it all on her
Girl 2-" Yeah then we can act like we care about her when we could get into trouble!!!
Both-" YEAH!!!"

by Helena-in-lovexoxo May 31, 2019

Helena

Helena can be pretty sweet, but she is also a little stuck up, and a little show-off. She likes attention, and a few boys like her, but most think she is bossy. She is usually very smiley, and never cries! She has flaws, but she is overall pretty fun to hang out with.

Person 1: Hey dude! I totally just got into a relationship with helena!

Person 2: Cool! She's pretty nice, but she is also such a snob! Watch out!

Person 3: Yah. I heard she never cries! Like, she doesn't have feelings!

Person 1: I know. But she is confident, and that's definetly a turn on!

by TatersGonnaTate823 November 5, 2017

Helena

-Greek
-Has 5 (five) bones
-Very weak and will break in the wind

*clap clap* ow my hand, I must be Helena

by Yeetbone January 31, 2019

Helen Keller

Only once one has had sex with three individual women (each either being blind, deaf, or mute) has he completed the 'Helen Keller'

I had sex with a deaf girl years ago, then a another girl who was mute... If I sleep with a blind girl ill complete the Helen Keller.

by Coperfield December 9, 2010

Helena

A girl who is annoyingly skinny, despite the fact she eats loads of everything. Her mum could ask her to eat an apple and a banana, but instead, she would eat a packet of crisps and a chocolate bar.
She has a really quick metabolism which annoys everyone because she eats so much.

Helena: "I think i'll have another tub of ice cream, do you want one??"

Fat Person: "No thanks"

(Fat Person stays fat, Helena loses 10lbs.)

by DarkWizardSnakeMan August 5, 2009

Helena

A beautiful and sexy girl, who has a nice body and can get any guy she wants. Shes talented, mostly in bed. Shes a leader and will give you a great time. A Helena is also stubborn but shes worth it. They are into guys who play sports and are best paired up with guys whos names start with a...
N, J, T, or K
great in bed hot sexy big boobs nice body

Girl 1: "Is that Helena?"

Girl 2: "Ya and shes going out with Nick!"

by YouKnowImRightSoGetUsedToIt December 26, 2010