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Sauce Herpes

Sauce Herpes is when the most ignorant person in your household neglects to wipe the excess sauce off the opening of the sauce bottle, leaving it to dry and become crusty...much like Herpes.
"Hey do you want some ketchup?"

"Yea, only if it doesn't have Sauce Herpes"
by PeterPuffer May 5, 2013
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christmas herpes

The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.
Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!

Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!
by dersuay November 12, 2013
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Human herpes

1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck

2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up
Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.
by carsforkids February 16, 2017
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Chattanooga Horseshoe

Chattanooga Horseshoe

A large amount of chewing tobacco placed inside the lower lip from end to end, resembling that of a horseshoe in shape.
"Jim Bob, it sure is a long drive from Chattanooga to Knoxville. I'm gonna need a Chattanooga Horseshoe to get me through this bitchin' drive."
by mattdebeach November 30, 2018
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Heart Herpes

Romantic feelings you shouldn't have, for someone you shouldn't have them for, (usually a casual sex partner or friend.)
Catching heart herpes. herpes of the heart.
"I caught heart herpes for my friend with benefits."
"It's all fun and games til you catch heart herpes."
by NurseGraves April 29, 2019
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Bar Heroes

The dudes who buff out together during the day at the local municipal "fitness" park, with only the steel bars to practice on, but can also enjoy a delightful night at the pub with the lads.
Pfft look at Dany, he's like one of them Bar Heroes ...
by Daze'd December 26, 2019
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covid heroes

This refers to the medical personnel that selflessly put their lives on the line for people who may or may not have the covid 19 virus. These people don't look at themselves as heroes but truly are sent by God to help others. They are angels on earth.
Staring at a virus that could take their lives the covid heroes helped to save others.
by jimmybomm May 31, 2020
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