Fernandez

A confident and ambitious man with a smile to die for. Fernandez is always thinking of the next big thing and how his actions can change the world.

A loyal friend and confidant, your heart and secrets are safe with him.

Example: Have a problem, tell it to God and Fernandez

by Wekrea8 February 5, 2020

James Fernandez

A super gorgeous and lovely guy who will pull at your heart strings from the moment you meet. He is unforgettable, irreplaceable and incomparable. Descending from a mixed European background, he has inherited all the irresistible features from that lineage and of course is the most stunning person you will ever lay eyes on. His beautiful smile and brown expressive eyes will dazzle you to happiness and take you to an entirely new dimension! His charismatic personality and sincere nature will make you fall in love with him instantly. But the more you get to know him, you will find that there is no one else who can come close to the jewel that he is. He would go out of his way for his family, friends and for the ones he loves and is very protective when someone tries to hurt them. He is loved by everyone, including one person who loves him more than he will know. He is very popular with the ladies and men love him too because he's just so easy to get along with. the most interesting person in world and is a genius beyond words. He just knows everything there is to know, but he is very modest and humble with the wisdom that he holds. He is addictive, and will never leave your thoughts, you will always want to be in his company because he just lifts your spirits high. His laughter will lift you out of sadness and his hug will keep you feeling safe and loved! An amazing guy you'll never ever forget... this life time and your next.

Lady Luck 1: i wish i could muster up the courage to talk to James Fernandez! It drives me insane!
Lady Lucky 2: come on lady luck 1, pick up you socks and find that nile within you and go say hi... he's a lovely chap - he's not gonna bite.

by I<3james.com May 29, 2010

Hernando County

A county in Florida north of Tampa. There's nothing to do there accept go to Wal-Mart or walk around parking lots just to get yelled at by cops. The people there aren't that great, and they spend their time on facebook and myspace making anonymous accounts like "Spring Hill's Finest" or "Spring Hill Shit Talkers". Everyone there loves drama, even when they say they don't. You have to go to Tampa to do anything even remotely enjoyable. It's filled with old people, wiggers, rednecks, and occasionally a cool person. For a county off the coast, their only beach sucks. Their excuse for a "mall" is some Town Center thing with a bunch of random junk. Most males there are players, and most females are fake. Everyone uses words like "bro" and tries to talk with a ghetto accent. It's the place no child should ever be forced to move to.

Kid #1: What do you wanna do tonight, bro?
Kid #2: What the hell is there to do here in Hernando County?
Kid #1: Guess we're going to Wal-Mart, again...

by isntTHATlovely December 2, 2010

Steven Fernandez

1)BEST PERSON EVERRR THE FUCK
2)he has a big dick
3)a sex god

4)all the girls are in love with him
5)a skater
6)baby scumbag bitches
7)chapter 3 and lil cloud pendejas and all the fake scummies crawling back into the fandom like the stinkyass cucarachas they are

8)the most wonderful person you'll ever meet if you're lucky to meet him
9)he can send you to the hospital if you ever have sex with him just warning you
10)a sexy ass man who has a large penis and a wonderful personality he's a fucking blessing

Girl1:Hey isn't thatSteven Fernandez over there?
Girl2)FUCK YEA BITCH GET THE FUCK. OUT OF MY WAY I AM GONNA GIVE HIM A GOOD blow(;
Girl1)I gave him one last time and I fucked a pillow and pretended it was him ..... but after that the pillow was wet I don't know why
Girl2)Welppppp

by You're an 370HSSV August 5, 2016

steven fernandez

A small, sexy guy who can skateboard.
Also can be referred to as Scumbag.

Boy - "See that little kid over there skating?"
Girl - "Yepp he's good"
Boy - "He is a real Steven Fernandez "

by WashingtonianFollowThrough July 27, 2014

Hernandezed

On June 26, 2013, Aaron Hernandez, Tight End for the New England Patriots, was taken from his home in handcuffs and into police custody. The Patriots released Hernandez later that day. Currently, Hernandez is a suspect in a police investigation surrounding the murder of an associate, Odin Lloyd.

Hernandezed (verb) 1. to proverbially kill or slaughter (usually a joke or story)

Note: can have positive or negative connotation.

Taylor: "Enough jokes about Aaron Hernandez and Ray Lewis - I'm laughing to DEATH".
Greg: "Wow, you really 'Hernandezed' that one."

by pancakmakr June 28, 2013

Hernand

The type of person to have a threesome with your girlfriend and your mother.

I get so much pussy that you can call me Hernand

by Chase eat big nutty March 18, 2019