Keel Haul

When an item is dropped down the front of someones pants, dragged across the taint, and up the back before removal.

"Look at him over there, he has no idea I keel hauled his stapler"

by Sidecar Driver December 1, 2019

Long hauler

A masturbater with a large dick.

Sally knew Joe as a bit of a long hauler.

by Caasi Notwen September 25, 2020

Dick U-Haul

A woman with a huge fat ass who has lead a high sexually active life for hire.

That girl almost ran me over backing up that Dick U-Haul!

by CountVonfingerbang November 5, 2019

haurdCider

Ummm. Just about anything relating to being queer or gay.

HaurdCider makes The Village people make look straight.

by flyboy March 15, 2003

keel-haul

v. - invented by pirates, the act of tieing up a person and dragging them through the water behind a boat.

The pirates who found the stow-away keel-hauled the lad until he drowned.

by LoneOutlaw666 May 25, 2004

Haulbrook

A very grotesque, homosexual, homophobic person that believes in life before death.

"Ha ha, look at that Haulbrook!"

by Indiana Brown January 5, 2008

keel hauling

Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.

I got keel hauled by this hot babe last weekend.

by Your Mom May 21, 2005