Hammerfucked

Kitchen term Meaning burnt, Overcooked , or ruined beyond saving....

-Blown out Risotto or over cooked pasta= hammerfucked
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo

by DeCHEFticon420 June 5, 2020

Hammer the Job

To masturbate/have a wank/spank the plank.

“ Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself “

by Maccamore February 14, 2021

Hammad

There's nothing softer and more gentle than him. That person who shift closer to you when you're subconsciously moving away while you're walking next to them, who smiles at you as soon as you make eye contact ,who hears you and understands you, who wholeheartedly loves you and accepts your flaws, someone who stays .The memory of someone who feels like home. If the moon and the serenity of night breeze, the zephyr-like sound of wind chimes and love, care, gentleness, reverence, the color blue ever want to take a form of a human it will look like him and it will name itself Hammad.

"Hammad is one of those people who will make your life better just by being in it"

by chamomillowel April 30, 2022

Heel Hammer

To kick one's self in the testicles with their heel, while sitting in a chair.

Heel Hammer - Scoot to the end of your chair and let the "boys" spill of the edge. Now raise either foot (or both) and give the giggle berries a good whack.

by d3m0@IDMF May 11, 2009

Mushroom hammer

When a female grabs the shaft of an erect penis, then using her other hand makes a fist and a hammer motion, smashing the head of the penis.

So jake pissed a girl off again last night, and during what he believed was his victory blowjob for winning the argument he was brought to the fetal position with a brutal mushroom hammer.

by Francis the fantastic May 20, 2014

poor-hammer 40k

"Warhammer 40,00" or "40k" is a table top miniatures board game produced by the British company "Games-Workshop". it has a fanatical following and has been around since the late 80's. "poor-hammer 40k" refers to a two fold situation concerning the devotees of this game. First, "40k gamers" have been known to be so addicted to the game that they spend their rent on miniatures. Second, "Games-Workshop" has a policy of annually scheduled price hikes on all their products.

" John can't afford a house yet because he's poor-hammer 40k."

by warrdogg November 12, 2015

dusty hammer

A dirty fat dick

I was going to fuck my sugar daddy but he had a dusty hammer.

by NikeTangelo November 8, 2017