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Hanus

n. The exceptionally hairy anus of a man, specifically due to a lack of manscaping.
"Hey! How was your night?" "It was fantastic up until the point that I had to floss my teeth after tossing that dude's salad. He had such a hanus!"

"At least warn me before you bend over! No one should see a hanus on an empty stomach!"

"Look at the hanus on that guy!! It practically needs its own area code!!"
by DICKtionary DICKtators May 19, 2017
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Hauser

To make a statement or take an action which defeats itself and/or clowns the initiator. To ridicule oneself unintentionally or disembowel one's entire stance in debate.

A message board synonym for Munsoned with origins in the flaming and trolling community and prior, to the legend of Kaspar Hauser in 19th century German history noted for contradicting himself and fabricating odd stories.
"Latent male homosexuality is disgusting to me. What are you wearing, John? Take it all off, you big fag. Dance for me in webcam."

"Hahaha...too funny. That homophobe just hausered himself."
by Duerf December 28, 2009
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Hausfrau

A frumpy, boring, overly domesticated type of person. Contrasted with a vibrant, sexual, one.
That hausfrau is a great cook. That's about it.
by Summeroflove_2028 August 20, 2017
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Haluska

He always does it now. He has a hairy chest. He thinks he is good at Starcraft, but his friends say otherwise. Bad gastrointestinal issues are common with a Haluska.
Is he doing it now with his hairy chest and losing at Starcraft while farting? He must be a Haluska.
by Donny Johnson January 3, 2011
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Hauser

Hauser: (slang, Verb) (Bohemia/Western Czech Republic and Northern/Central California coast)

1) To hauser is to completely clean someone or something out, or to steal or take absolutely everything during a robbery or petty theft.

2) To leave nothing behind
1) I pulled off the biggest hauser of the year on the Cal State Sacramento biology department; I took every free school supply they had.

2) Phil hausered our fridge last night, there's nothing good left!

3) Why do you keep hausering all my fucking pills yo?
by Sean Sicklik September 5, 2007
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hausen

*-en-hausen

1.
degree for adjectives higher than the superlative. usually added for postive adjective verbs only (such as sexy, cool, rifk)When used, the normal ending is removed and replaced by "en+hausen".

2.
can be used to let others know, that the just announced adjective was actually an UNDERSTATEMENT.
1.
dude: HAHAHA I'M LAUGHING SO HARD THATS RIFKENHAUSEN
or
dude: dude, your mom is hot, shes the sexenhausen

2.
dude: horse comes into a bar. barkeeper says, "why the long face?"
dude2: RIFKEN
dude3: hausen
by para January 21, 2005
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hadassa

hadassa, a Brazilian name. she's often confused but she's cool. also, she has the dopest friend ever. her name is oggy, no-one is better than oggy. Hadassa loves oggy, oggy is very nice. hadassa is a nice person, she's a big fan of minions.
hadassa- have you seen the new movie?
stranger- what movie?
hadassa- MINIONS 4
by oggywithabigO August 19, 2020
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