Need to get your ass to the floor force your heels down because right now with those granny hips that you have your squats look like s***
by Gavi75 January 22, 2018
Get the granny hipsmug. An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.
All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.
by OGsunshine May 29, 2018
Get the Felt Grannymug. by AlPal March 14, 2007
Get the Granny Paradisemug. idiots like to complain about granny panties, "thongs" are ridculous and stupid. and label them "for old people"
idiot 1: shes hot!
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!
thongs are the new "granny panties"
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!
thongs are the new "granny panties"
by hate_society December 28, 2005
Get the granny pantiesmug. The decision to reject the idea of a night out and instead stay in, have a nap, and drink a cup of tea.
One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.
One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.
by Rodgers25 April 12, 2009
Get the Granny Timesmug. A short hairstyle consisting of little or no hair, think of any older school hip hop fro, shorter and feminized, gray or white, or pastel forms of hair colors in color, Sometimes seen with tight to loose curls or simply just a puff of hair. Usually worn by almost every older woman still alive, Requires maintanence of a daily repuffing trip to the beauty salon, and are known as "the regulars" at a salon. A young beauticians worst nightmare.
by getwiththefuture April 6, 2009
Get the Granny Fromug. A person who has violent sex with grandmothers.
It's an insult that'll make everyone laugh at the victim. Only use when you are cussing people down.
It's an insult that'll make everyone laugh at the victim. Only use when you are cussing people down.
by Killeress January 9, 2006
Get the granny bashermug.