granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing athletic activities

Need to get your ass to the floor force your heels down because right now with those granny hips that you have your squats look like s***

by Gavi75 January 22, 2018

Granny maracas

Testicles, balls, ball sack, nut sack.

"Phillip sent us all a snapchat of his junk, he has the fucking smallest granny maracas"

by arcticmunkii June 19, 2016

Granny Paradise

A wonderful land where grannys roam. Love em'.

-Where are you going this weekend?
-Well I wanna have fun, so.. probably Granny Paradise.

by AlPal March 14, 2007

granny panties

idiots like to complain about granny panties, "thongs" are ridculous and stupid. and label them "for old people"

idiot 1: shes hot!
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!

thongs are the new "granny panties"

by hate_society December 28, 2005

Granny Times

The decision to reject the idea of a night out and instead stay in, have a nap, and drink a cup of tea.

One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.

Didn't go out last night, decided to Granny it up instead with some Granny Times.

by Rodgers25 April 12, 2009

Granny Fro

A short hairstyle consisting of little or no hair, think of any older school hip hop fro, shorter and feminized, gray or white, or pastel forms of hair colors in color, Sometimes seen with tight to loose curls or simply just a puff of hair. Usually worn by almost every older woman still alive, Requires maintanence of a daily repuffing trip to the beauty salon, and are known as "the regulars" at a salon. A young beauticians worst nightmare.

When I'm old I'll never have a granny fro, I'll keep my hair long!

by getwiththefuture April 6, 2009

granny basher

A person who has violent sex with grandmothers.
It's an insult that'll make everyone laugh at the victim. Only use when you are cussing people down.

you'You bumbaclaat! *kiss teeth*
me'Shut up you granny basher'

by Killeress January 9, 2006